Corporal Tom

GENERAL CURRIE PRESENTS MEDAL

“Daily Province”.  Friday November 23rd 1917.

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1916

“Mr. A. G. Heselton of 1931 fifty-first avenue east has received word that his brother, Corp T. W. Heselton, who before the war was an employee of Martin Finlayson & Mather, has been presented with the Military Medal by General Sir Arthur Currie.

“Corp. Heselton took charge of a platoon of men at Farbus, after the sergeant had been killed, making a “strong point” by consolidating using his own machine-gun crew to protect the front and instructing the thirty men who had been separated from their company to act as bombers and grenade throwers. Corp. Heselton has been in France since March, 1916, and has never been wounded. He is now with the machine-gun section of the First Brigade.”


$1.10 a day plus $0.10 a day “Field Allowance” for a grand total of $1.20 a day Canadian while you’re in the “Canadian Expeditionary Force”.  It’s 1917.  Tom is ancient.  He’s 27.


“Farbus”, if you must know, is a little place in the extreme north of France. “Haute-De-France”.  It’s about two kilometres from Vimy.  Farbus wasn’t great, but Vimy was a really messed up place back in 1917. Corp. Heselton must have become extremely adept at dodging bullets, bombs, mines, gas, artillery rounds, rodents, bacteria.

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July 14 1918

A passport-sized booklet with a worn, brown-coloured fabric cover is the “Canadian Pay Book For Use On Active Service” for “Cpl. TWHeselton Nº 150118”.

“Specimen Form of Military Will” on the second to last page of the paybook is followed on the next page by a blank “Military Will” form you can fill out.

It’s perforated along the left edge in case you want to remove the will and maybe give it to somebody to hold onto.

At the top of the following page, page 22, the last page of the paybook, it says “If page 20 with the Military Will is removed, state on this page to whom it has been forwarded and date:— ”.

Below in handwritten black ink are the words: “No desire to make a will”.

Corporal Tom was one of those guys that had that aura about him. You just knew nothing was ever going to happen to him. He must have known it too. He must have been totally committed to the idea.


Years later.  Decades.  A long time.  Way in the future.  Different world.  Modern Times.

Gordon & Belyea
Gordon & Belyea

Corporal Tom, seated centre, with other factotums of “Gordon & Belyea” circa 1940s. Catch the photographer in the mirror, or maybe it’s a ghost.  Tom was always a hardware type of guy.  Tools and how to use them.  He was an adept.  Gordon & Belyea are extinct but were a significant player in marine and industrial supply for decades in Vancouver, Canada.

Tom was born in Scotland but emigrated with his English bride in…*#&%$)@*&)((==+++ sorry about that the tape ran out

Thomas Warters Heselton 1890 – 1973.  He’s the father of the “suspect” whose image is contained in that previous post about the military medical museum.  I guess that makes him my grandfather-in-law.  I never met him but he had a great old workbench.  I won’t have anything to do with workbenches, tools or any of that stuff, but that is a story for another day and that day may never come.

"Some of the K' nuts"
“Some of the K’ nuts”

K’nuts, get it?  Canucks?  I don’t know if there’s anything in it, but a “K nut” is also a type of metal nut.  One side of the nut is flanged.  That’s a technical term I’d like to explain but we’re just about out of time here.  I can tell you this, a K nut definitely qualifies as hardware.

Have a great day

 

I Think That Went Fairly Poorly Or Not

America’s stupider than a lot of people thought, including me.  Or maybe it’s everybody that thinks America’s stupider than a lot of people thought that are the stupids.  If that’s true I’m in there.  Time will tell.  Wheel of fortune.

Is stupid open to interpretation?  That’s a liberal way of asking can there be a lot of stupid people who don’t know they’re stupid?  That think other people are stupid?  And is their stupidity, if it exists, any greater than those who think they’re stupid, who, it has to be said, have been stupid themselves?

There’s winner stupids and loser stupids and the loser stupids won.  Does that explain it?  Or were the winner stupids actually the loser stupids making the mis-labelled loser stupids winners?  Anyway, that’s what happened.

Everyone has done stupid things and maybe that’s the way ahead, but just how much stupidity is it going to take?  Where’s this thing headed?  Stupid stupids.   They’re everywhere.  It’s going to be stupendous, stupid.  Depending how you look at it.  Stupid.  Stupid yourself.

Eminem says it best:  “Paul, listen.  Joe just called me and told me you’re in the ******* back behind the studio shooting your gun off in the air like it’s a shooting range.  I told you not to ******* bring your gun around like an idiot.  Outside of your home.  You’re going to get yourself in trouble.  Don’t bring your gun outside of your home.  You can’t carry it on you.   Leave your ******* gun at home.”

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Museum of Military Medicine

War means fighting.  Fighting means killing.  Killing means dying.  I love war movies.  And if you’re not killed you may still require medical attention.  If you’re dead you don’t need medical attention.  I think this is true even if it isn’t a movie.

You wouldn’t even know this place is here.  I didn’t.  It’s tucked in a corner of what is currently Canadian Army 39 Brigade Group Headquarters which is in that building that used to be the HQ of the old RCAF Station Jericho Beach, Vancouver BC Western North America Planet Earth.

The Station got so old they gave it to the army.  The army’s leaving before too long and so is the museum and the building is coming down.  At least that’s my prediction.  Until then, she’ll be waiting.

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Also known as the “Bowmer-Shoebotham” Museum.   Doesn’t matter.  You can’t get in without an appointment.  Military Medical Museum  You just have to phone ahead.  We knew someone on the inside and just waltzed in, guns blazing.  If you like your military museums small to the point of cramped, and jam-packed floor to ceiling, this one’s for you.  It’s a bit of work but, like victory, it’s worth experiencing.

There’s been an enormous amount of work put into the museum.  One of the founders and present curator is Lieutenant-Colonel Adrian French CD, who, in his present configuration, is an accommodating older gentleman in blue blazer and light grey pants.

The “CD” designation indicates the “Canadian Forces’ Decoration” bestowed on personnel who’ve been hacking it in the military for at least 12 years.  I get the distinct feeling Lt.Col French hacked it for a lot longer than that.

Not Sure But Maybe
Not Sure But Maybe
Maybe
Maybe

 

Richard Widmark
Richard Widmark
Pretty Sure This Is the Guy
Pretty Sure This Is the Guy
"I Know. Nobody Can Believe It."
“I Know. Nobody Can Believe It.”
Maybe It's You
Maybe It’s You
Walker Deployed, Suspect Visits the Museum
Walker Deployed, Suspect Visits the Museum

The gentleman on the right is not Lt. Col French.  That is Mr. Bruce Holvick.  A few snapshots doesn’t do the place justice either.  Nothing could do that.  The museum needs a larger space and how about all those white mannequins?  Ain’t they got no black mannequins?  Aside from that it was a pretty interesting visit.

We’ll be right back…