Bloodstone

That was too much.  All of it.  People still don’t believe it.  It hasn’t even started yet.

It’s the great new uncertainty.  Sad.  Pale-coloured urine you can barely squeeze out.

You wonder why this happened to you.  And what’s going to happen.  It’s a big family.  Are they all like that?

Come on down you’re gonna luv it.

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You’re Gonna Luv It

Might as well start early.  Start early and end early. That’s what I say.   Let us rejoice.  It’s not over yet.  As Nietzsche observed: One’s own struggle will go on.  Nietzsche lost his mind.  It was too bad.  It was a beautiful mind.  He died in 1900.  What a cool year to die in.  Easy to remember.

But if you get nothing out of reading this there’s one thing you’ve got to  remember: “Thus Spoke Zarathustra” is the boring-est book you’ll ever come across.

I read “Thus Spoke Zarathustra” one summer while lolling around several afternoons on a clothing-optional beach.  A nude beach.  Or beach where people with no clothes are, weather depending.  “Wreck Beach”.  Because everybody was wrecked.  Or maybe it was just me.  Doubt it.  Sunshine Supermen and women, boys and girls frisbee-ing in the surf, butt naked.

Maybe it was the translation, but the book was a “Penguin Classic” paperback with a florid image of Nietzsche’s head sporting that horrible moustache.  “Also Spoke Zarathustra” brought out the masochist in me and I forced myself to read all of it, with pleasure.

Remember what I said.  Awful.  Don’t let this happen to you.

Which reminds me.  We’ve often said, how could this have happened?  Like that time when I said, “Lene Lovich probably isn’t her real name.” And you said, “Really?”

I’ve never forgot that.  I’m serious.

I'm Serious
I’m Serious

So now we understand what’s going on here. The fight gets intense-er.  It’s the new normal.  Same as the old normal.  Those days when you worked for that organization?  Forget it.  Never coming back meaning time to act now.

The future’s what we need to think about and tomorrow may be too late.  Let’s get on with it.  You first.

No, I’m kidding.  Kidding kidding kidding.  Get out your talismans.  Your ya-ya’s.  Your amulets and prayer beads and complete, 200 piece Jello™ airplane wheel set from the 60s with images of vintage aircraft complete with rack like a poker chip rack because we’re gonna be wishing and hoping and praying everything’s going to be all right and this is just filler.  It’s a place to get somewhere else.

These people are actually pretty funny in many unintentional ways.  It’s a game of chance anyway.  Everything.  They didn’t start it.  They won’t finish it.

I was down on Wreck Beach the afternoon I finished Nietzsche and I was with one of the most beautiful girls.  She was built, as we used to say and maybe still do.  I felt lucky.  Fortunately, we were just there as friends.  Or unfortunately.  But it was just one of those afternoons and I had a car.  You couldn’t drive to the beach but you could drive to the top of the trail down to it.  I knew this person.

We’re lying together, side by side.  Casual.  I was good at faking along as casual.  It was a time in my life when I didn’t have a lot else to do.  This nude guy comes along, a little older than me, and hunkers down in front of us.  “Nietzsche, eh?” he says.  Everybody talked like that in those days.  Eh?  Eh?  He was talking about Nietzsche but he was staring straight at my friend lying there on her back.  And I don’t think things have changed much.

 

 

 

Make America Hate Again

samoyeddogs News Aggregator Is On The Air

Cut Throat Productions executive producer Fritz Jones declared himself “very happy” in a recent interview with samoyeddogs that ABC has picked up his new half hour experiment “Alien Zombies in the White House” airing Tuesday nights starting this January. “It’s a comedy show with some horror and reality TV and some other stuff,” says Fritz. “Yeah, it was great to get Chris back.”

Chris, of course, is the hunky Chris Hemsworth, star of “Kid With the Mask”, ABC’s ratings stand-out cancelled earlier this week. “It was time for a change and Chris and I both saw that, so yeah, the Kid had to go,” says Fritz. “But we couldn’t be more excited about Alien Zombies in the White House.”

Looking forward to the premiere.

In other news the site couldn’t help notice yesterday’s story in the Los Angeles Times that newly minted White House chief political strategist Stephen Bannon has revealed plans for a corps of attack dogs trained to go after black people, muslims, people of the Jewish faith and “Anybody else who gets in our way”.

The “Freedom” dogs will be a special breed of white Alsatians.  Bannon says he got the idea from movie director Samuel Fuller’s 1982 production of “White Dog” that starred Kristy McNichol, Paul Winfield and Burl Ives in which an injured stray white dog is nursed back to health only for it’s new owner to discover the normally tame and mild-mannered hound metamorphoses into a vicious killer every time he encounters a person of colour.

“It’s a brilliant movie and I love old movies,” says Bannon.  “I really dig ’em.  We feel attacking black people is a good start but it’s an idea that has great potential for expansion.  Our freedom fighting corps of white canines should be ready to go within weeks of the inauguration.  It’s going to be superb.”

Initial plans call for a 100 dog training facility on the White House South Lawn.  Once training is complete the dogs will be released around the Washington, DC area.

“We’ll see how it goes,” said Bannon.  “We’d like to see white freedom dogs in all 50 states.”

Entertainment Weekly is reporting president-elect son-in-law Jared Kushner has retained the services of a smile coach in an effort to help him look less menacing when confronted with news photographers and reporters.

“The media’s so biased when it comes to the unsuitability of Donald as president,” said Kushner.  “We know he’s unsuitable.  That’s the point.  But there’s so much bias.  It makes me angry when I’m confronted by these losers with their damn cameras and questions, but I don’t want to, you know, scare the kids.”

When asked to comment on Stephen Bannon’s white freedom dog initiative Kushner, who is Jewish, said, “No comment at this time.”

It’s just a matter of time before they get that one sorted out.

Have a wonderful evening.

We’ll be right back.

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Corporal Tom

GENERAL CURRIE PRESENTS MEDAL

“Daily Province”.  Friday November 23rd 1917.

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1916

“Mr. A. G. Heselton of 1931 fifty-first avenue east has received word that his brother, Corp T. W. Heselton, who before the war was an employee of Martin Finlayson & Mather, has been presented with the Military Medal by General Sir Arthur Currie.

“Corp. Heselton took charge of a platoon of men at Farbus, after the sergeant had been killed, making a “strong point” by consolidating using his own machine-gun crew to protect the front and instructing the thirty men who had been separated from their company to act as bombers and grenade throwers. Corp. Heselton has been in France since March, 1916, and has never been wounded. He is now with the machine-gun section of the First Brigade.”


$1.10 a day plus $0.10 a day “Field Allowance” for a grand total of $1.20 a day Canadian while you’re in the “Canadian Expeditionary Force”.  It’s 1917.  Tom is ancient.  He’s 27.


“Farbus”, if you must know, is a little place in the extreme north of France. “Haute-De-France”.  It’s about two kilometres from Vimy.  Farbus wasn’t great, but Vimy was a really messed up place back in 1917. Corp. Heselton must have become extremely adept at dodging bullets, bombs, mines, gas, artillery rounds, rodents, bacteria.

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July 14 1918

A passport-sized booklet with a worn, brown-coloured fabric cover is the “Canadian Pay Book For Use On Active Service” for “Cpl. TWHeselton Nº 150118”.

“Specimen Form of Military Will” on the second to last page of the paybook is followed on the next page by a blank “Military Will” form you can fill out.

It’s perforated along the left edge in case you want to remove the will and maybe give it to somebody to hold onto.

At the top of the following page, page 22, the last page of the paybook, it says “If page 20 with the Military Will is removed, state on this page to whom it has been forwarded and date:— ”.

Below in handwritten black ink are the words: “No desire to make a will”.

Corporal Tom was one of those guys that had that aura about him. You just knew nothing was ever going to happen to him. He must have known it too. He must have been totally committed to the idea.


Years later.  Decades.  A long time.  Way in the future.  Different world.  Modern Times.

Gordon & Belyea
Gordon & Belyea

Corporal Tom, seated centre, with other factotums of “Gordon & Belyea” circa 1940s. Catch the photographer in the mirror, or maybe it’s a ghost.  Tom was always a hardware type of guy.  Tools and how to use them.  He was an adept.  Gordon & Belyea are extinct but were a significant player in marine and industrial supply for decades in Vancouver, Canada.

Tom was born in Scotland but emigrated with his English bride in…*#&%$)@*&)((==+++ sorry about that the tape ran out

Thomas Warters Heselton 1890 – 1973.  He’s the father of the “suspect” whose image is contained in that previous post about the military medical museum.  I guess that makes him my grandfather-in-law.  I never met him but he had a great old workbench.  I won’t have anything to do with workbenches, tools or any of that stuff, but that is a story for another day and that day may never come.

"Some of the K' nuts"
“Some of the K’ nuts”

K’nuts, get it?  Canucks?  I don’t know if there’s anything in it, but a “K nut” is also a type of metal nut.  One side of the nut is flanged.  That’s a technical term I’d like to explain but we’re just about out of time here.  I can tell you this, a K nut definitely qualifies as hardware.

Have a great day