Star Weekly

That was nice of that guy at the Globe&Mail to get back to me even if it was nearly a month. Emails are easy to ignore and I didn’t have the gentleman’s phone number. It was a query. A pitch. Turns out it was a strike so I may be doing something for them.  Makes a nice change.

StarWeekly

On an unrelated note, although, as we know, everything is related, I only remember two of these signs.  This one on the west side of Commercial Drive a few doors south of 1st Avenue, and the one in the 1500 block of West Broadway on the north side just west of Granville Street.  Are you getting this down?  It’s important.

The one on Broadway’s been gone a long time but this one here on Commercial’s hanging in.  Barely.  I remember it when, as a youth, I lived in the neighbourhood.  That’s right.  Me.  Lived in the neighbourhood down at 7th and Commercial.  On 7th on the north side just east of Commercial.  Right there.  It’s kind of a miracle this sign still exists because the publication it’s advertising has been out of business for decades.

The building it’s hanging on is the same building as when I lived in the neighbourhood.  Virtually nothing’s changed.  It was kind of run down then and it’s run down now.  Just a little more run down.  I don’t know where this is going.

DSCN2519

Oh yeah.  Quebec.  If there’s anybody out there who can tell me that the original proprietors of this little shop were from Quebec it might solve the mystery of why “Quebec Grocery”?  There’s “Quebec” street but it’s a mile or so east of this old sign.  Or at least what used to be this old sign.  Because this old sign, alas my children, finally left us.

DSCN7361

And this one.  4th Avenue east of Fir. You know.  The question is how does it go on?  What vital essence does this sign have in abundance to still be staggering on in 2016?  This is the bravest sign I know.  Something has blessed this sign with a terrible longevity and I am impressed, sir.

Now what was my point?  Oh yeah.  And it so happened my consort and I were vacationing  on a recent afternoon in “East Van” as it seems to like to be known as now.  I’ve also lived on Welwyn Street near Commercial “Street”, even if it was a while ago, so I know all about this east van stuff.

And here it is.  The place I lived on 7th Avenue and it’s still here like an old sign.  It’s exactly the same only more faded.  I can hardly believe it myself.

DSCN5319

 

DSCN5318

I remember burning down the Italian landlady’s vegetable garden which was in the small back yard there in the image on the right.  She was incredibly polite about it.  “Esteef.  Pls don’t a burn the vegetable.”

I was playing with matches and burning bits of plastic.  The plastic would melt wonderfully and drip down on fire onto the helpless tomato plants.  To me it was just stuff growing back there.  I didn’t know from tomatoes.  This story is partially true.

That sordid side entrance, the image on the left.  It had a better door when we lived there.  The door had three longitudinally arranged opaque glass panels or something like that.  It was a real “front” door.  The overhang is exactly the same.

The place looked slightly better then and was respectable enough for a single mother of two boys.  My mother never thought of herself as a “single mother”.  That term came into use later.  She worked at the dry cleaning plant up near Kingsway and Main.  Long gone.

This dump ain’t even for sale and it’s 2016. That ancient kind of rose or taupe coloured, or whatever it is, and green asphalt shingle siding is also exactly the same.  It’s a testimony to the durability of asphalt shingles.  Oh mother, what is the use?  Ain’t they ever gonna fix this place up?

 

 

 

 

 

The Sporting Squire

Thanks for that. It’s been a great month off.  A lot of us around the site have been catching up on our reading.  That’s too bad as a lot of others of us decided long ago that books have been the ruin of us.  I’ll go further.  They’ve been a ruination and a contagion.

So who’s right?  Those who would read, or those who resist?  As Ford Madox Ford said via his rather stuffy narrator narrating the life of an incredibly stuffy individual in this example of the all but perfect novel— The Good Soldier—”Who the devil knows?”

Is that right?  Who?  The what?  Never read that one.  Or much of anything else.  Old whisky jugs.  Now that’s something to get your teeth around.

2864cfcfc9bcc0503ccf5dea2f5afc03-tn

They made thousands and thousands of these things.  Royal Doulton and so on.  I don’t know if they gave them away with the whisky or you jolly well had to procure one at the china shop before you went to the liquor shop.

The jugs varied in size and shape but the image was always the same. The Sporting Squire.  And The Sporting Squire always carried that expression on his face of being in possession of some information he’d be only so happy to pass on to you and that is that Dewars is good whisky.  If you lean in he’ll whisper it to you. Amen.

Here They Come Again
Here They Come Again

It’s getting to be that time of year again.  Thank you, Squire.  Kidding aside I’ve been reading this rather large book.  It’s big.  1500 pages of fine print.  “Reclaiming History”.  Vincent Bugliosi.  Vince Bugliosi didn’t even know he was an historian.  That’s my guess.  He certainly didn’t start out that way.  He was one of the elite prosecutors of his era.

I knew this book would be good because I read his true-crime epic “Helter Skelter”.  It was quite by accident I read it because I saw it on our bookshelves and wasn’t sure what it was doing there.  It wasn’t mine, but I’d been interested in this case too so I picked it up.  It was one of those serendipitous things.  There’s an elegance to Vince’s style and he’s very organized.  His mastery of the facts is compelling.

“To remove the  brain, Humes and Boswell use a scalpel to extend the lacerations of the scalp downward towards the ears.  Normally, a saw would be used to cut the skullcap and remove the brain.  Here, the damage is so devastating that the doctors can lift the brain out of the head without recourse to a saw. ”

And that’s not all.

Feb 9 2016 Boundary Pass

Twilight calm on Boundary Pass courtesy CS Nicol