Flowers courtesy CS Nicol
Flowers courtesy CS Nicol
Nobody thought there’d be a remake of the remake. Today nobody even remembers the word “remake” it’s so passé. There are no remakes, only series until I don’t know how much more I can stand, even Game of Thrones. I wish I knew what it’s about. It’s not that bad. Mostly I get it. Mostly because I’m not overly interested in what other people are doing, I’m only interested in what I’m doing. So I don’t watch it. Whatever it is.
Those aren’t bad words to live by, as if anybody could live by words when that meaningless expression “words to live by” was invented, much less now. But actually lots of people have lived by words which would have had no connection to whether they believed what they were writing or how they were living or what-not. I’m going with what-not.
The living is occasionally good and more often bad to non-existent. That’s why there’s other jobs. The Ferry III is a job like any other. It’s an all volunteer crew of one. Sometimes that’s all it takes. And I know nothing about the actual work of running the actual ferries, those boat things that float and go on the water. All the cute little BC Ferries. Even the big ones are cute. No one and nothing can help it if they’re attractive.
There’s no way forward in all these multitudes of fantasylands but there is a way forward right here with The Ferry III. Join me and get stranded on Ferry III. Oh, that darned wind.
I wish I’d been on the Queen of New Westminster. I mean for the experience. I’ve never had ferry plans ripped to shreds before my eyes and thrown away in the wind, completely destroyed like they were nothing. They were something to me! So it’d be kind of good for research.
I read the Queen of New Westminster took shelter in “calmer waters near Pender Island” after taking a look at Active Pass and declining the nomination. That has to take extraordinary circumstances because the Queen of New Westminster’s a tough old bird and doesn’t back down easily. I wouldn’t want to be up against it.
The news feed, the only kind I eat, didn’t say if it was North Pender Island or South Pender Island that provided the shelter of calmer waters. Doesn’t matter. North Pender likely unless it was way off course, the ferry that is.
I’ve taken the shelter of calmer waters near Pender Island myself and can’t say for sure today whether it was North Pender Island or South Pender Island and not only have I taken shelter near Pender Island I’ve taken shelter on Pender Island and that was definitely South Pender Island but we did a lot of partying on North Pender Island as well. Just thought I’d throw that in there.
The Queen of New Westminster returned to Swartz. Probably a good idea, better than running out of fuel spending hours idling away, taking shelter near Pender Island. Something like that would really put the pickle in the pot.
But trapped on the ferry! Were babies crying? Babies don’t like taking a lot of crap, especially from ferries. They show their displeasure early and often. I think everything must have been okay though. A cancelled trip is better than dying.
The ferry, for all it does, has an enviable safety record. Nobody’s died since the “Queen of the North”.
I missed the excitement on the “Mayne Queen” too. Of course I did. I was nowhere near a ferry last Saturday morning. I’ve never been on that museum piece when it did a u-turn and you’re back on the island you just left because of a weather event. That darned wind. I can only imagine it’s the normal stages: rage, grief, acceptance. Even if it means you have to sleep in the dirt tonight. The ferry can be a great source of wisdom too.
The site took rare advantage of an opportunity to re-visit the University Women’s Club of Vancouver in my old Shaughnessy hood on McRae there at “Hycroft”, courtesy of an invite from the Liberal Party of Canada. The Member of Parliament for the federal riding of Vancouver Granville was taking a meet and greet with constituents in the lower ballroom of the venerable old institution, site of many weddings over the years.
The last time I’d been here was some years ago to attend a wedding. It was a fine wedding with all the pomp you’d expect of a wedding at Hycroft and the marriage lasted one year.
Many are the memories of me tricycling around “The Crescent” when we lived close by before Dad had to go to jail and our family became destitute. The Crecsent was lined with cars tonight but we found a spot not far from the venue and eased in our beautiful old car.
We’d thought first to walk up from our residence down the hill several blocks but with the threat of rain, a threat we took seriously, the car it was. I had my own, personal reasons for coming to a thing like this. Not only had I voted for Jody Wilson-Raybould in the last federal election but I had never been to anything like this before in my life and I was curious. And it was Hycroft. In my old Shaughnessy.
I’d had invitations before to functions like this because I’m a pretty important person to the Liberal party. I give and no donation is too small, which is a good attitude. In a fit of reverie one lost night I’d thrown the party a fiver in hopes they’d call off their dogs and stop hectoring me for a donation. It didn’t work but I guess that’s politics.
And politics can be good in minute doses infrequently, and in my case, very infrequently. And this was a case of that. And she was with me. My consort had attended that old Hycroft wedding and had also voted for Jody Wilson-Raybould in the last federal election.
It must be admitted we were also here because our MP was a pretty important person and one who had also recently experienced some pretty intense, career-altering events. These events, as everyone knows, have been all over the news all over the country. Jody Wilson-Raybould, until recently, was Minister of Justice and Attorney General of Canada and the reason she was no longer in that fine position, to a lot of people, had some unseemliness attached to it. A lot of controversy had erupted and, you guessed it, politics.
So it sounded like fun and we both had the evening off and it would be an opportunity to be in close proximity to the very public person of The Honourable Jody Wilson-Raybould, P.C., Q.C., Member of Parliament for Vancouver Granville.
Even though the event is more than two weeks ago the Honourable Member’s saga won’t die. It wasn’t dying before the event either.
It was a good-sized crowd. There was wine and beer at the bar by donation and most people from what I could see were donating a fiver. I didn’t see what brand of beer was on offer but the only wine label I could see was “Oculus”, a retail $135 a bottle red Bordeaux-style from Mission Hill in the Okanagan. Everybody knows that. We took two modestly filled glasses from the barkeep for a fiver each and were well pleased with our adventure.
Occupying seats against the wall near the grazing table it was scant minutes before a nice gentleman in his mid-forties, impeccably dressed in business caj and sitting to the right of my partner initiated conversation with her. I wasn’t close enough to hear exactly what he was saying above the hubbub prior to the start of the show but it turned out he must have surveyed the cut of my Kitten’s jib and deemed her harmless and was sharing a few jokes with her. Something about lobsters and surfing or something.
He was most pleasant, a largish white guy with french cuffs, monogrammed, and nice looking links on his sharp, blue stripe shirt under the dark blue jacket below which, right again, were blue jeans. He’d introduced himself and we’d done the same but his name blew right past me and I didn’t catch it.
It developed that he was a member of the legal profession, had worked in Ottawa but was now back home working downtown. I gathered he’d been a supporter of the federal Liberal Party for some time, but then, in reality, so had we with the one difference that up until tonight we had pretty much been closet liberals but not our jovial friend.
I always wonder in a crowd if I’m going to run into somebody I know. It happens, right? So it was gratifying to see Leslie Hurtig happen by. Leslie and I are old friends and contacts from the book business. These days she’s doing an excellent job as artistic director of the Vancouver Writers Festival. We chatted a second, joking about marriages at Hycroft and other stuff.
The constituency president came to the podium and said a few words then a middle aged gentleman in a light grey suit took over and introduced Jody Wilson-Raybould to the assembled multitude to enthusiastic applause. But not before mentioning that the event was being held on the land and traditional territories of the Squamish, Musqueam and Tsleil-Waututh First Nations.
She looks just like she does on TV and in the newspaper. Exactly the same and her visage, as above, has been splashed all over everywhere these weeks. Jody Wilson-Raybould comes across as a very solid, down-to-earth person but no less a polished professional at ease at centre stage. She was relaxed. One of the first things she said was the acknowledgment that we were on traditional territories meant a lot to her hearing it.
That revised my opinion somewhat that this statement regarding First Nations “traditional territories” heard at the beginning of just about any event of any sort now was already in a state of tiresome cliché with barnacles of political correctness all over it. The Honourable Member is First Nations herself. I already knew that and that she’d done a lot of growing up here but she brought the message home somehow.
She said she’d been in politics five years and had been drawn to the idea of doing politics differently, which, as everyone knows, was a campaign concept from 2015. Jody added that she was also drawn to an idea of, “non-partisanship to grapple with the serious problems we face.” And that, “The last five weeks have been hard on me and my family.”
I don’t know why, but I felt myself choking up slightly because with those words Jody Wilson-Raybould got choked up just very slightly herself for an instant. I know it’s difficult to believe the hard-assed administrator of samoyeddogs.net has feelings but I was thinking here is a human being. This is the person, not the TV and newspaper packaged semi-cardboard cut-out for consumption.
The member for Vancouver Granville said she’d been very proud to be the minister of justice and attorney general and proud to be the minister of veteran’s affairs. There were a few more words.
And that was more or less it. We strode purposefully up the stairs and out into classic grey month of March twi-nite Vancouver rain.