Scarborough Fair

“The troop was at Quan Loi, northwest of Saigon, in 1969.
The terrain was different from the Hiep Duc-Que Son Valley area.  The war was different now.  Here were dense, lowland jungles, occasionally broken by the straight rows of rubber plantations.  The most dangerous assignment in the troop was now the Scouts.  They cruised along at treetop level, looking for targets and being targets.

Mr. Murray was a slightly built scout pilot with a thin mustache and the kind of swagger I have since seen only among the Irish street kids of Boston.  He was damned good and he knew it.

He was the only scout pilot that the Blue Platoon ever got close to.  We were often sent out to bring back the bodies of the Scouts, and didn’t particularly want to know them first.  But Mr. Murray was different.  He survived.  He was a special pilot that every scout gunner wanted to fly with, because he was the lucky one that would bring them home after each mission.

As time went by, other scout pilots would last a day or a week or a month, but Mr. Murray kept flying.  The Blues began to regard him as a good-luck charm and, the rarest of things, began to talk to him.  He was different—a philosopher who thought about history and astronomy and the reasons that things had to be the way they were.  We could talk to him about any subject and he would listen and give us an answer.  The officer-enlisted man gap suddenly didn’t exist.  I still remember his favorite song, “Scarborough Fair.”


“Doc told me that some of the old Blues had gone home, and others had been hit in an ambush on May thirty-first.  The Blues had made landings around Khe San in March, but most of the NVA had fled before the Cav arrived.  The troop had also been the first Americans into the Lang Vei Special Forces Camp, which had been overrun by NVA tanks in February.  Doc said that Khe San had looked like a huge garbage dump after the siege, filled with trash and demoralized, shell-shocked Marines.  He said the way you could spot the newly arrived cavalrymen at Khe San was the way they behaved during rocket attacks.  The cavalrymen would wait for the black explosions and take pictures.  The Marines would dive for the nearest foxhole or ditch.”


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“The scouts were enjoying “good hunting.”  The Communist divisions were massing southwest of Saigon for another Tet offensive, but this time the big bombers would crush them before they left their jungle camps.  One morning a scout chopper surprised a long column of NVA coming out of the jungle, walking along a streambed , and re-entering the jungle further ahead.  The LOH hovered over the streambed and the gunner shot a number of NVA, he wasn’t sure how many.  Then the little chopper landed while the gunner loaded aboard a 57mm recoilless rifle, a .30 caliber machine gun, and some rifles.

They were put on display at Quan Loi.  I was looking at the  weapons when Bolten walked up.  It was the first time I had seen him at close range in twelve months, and he looked ten years older.

He looked fondly at the trophies.  “Aren’t they something, Sarge?”

“Yeah.  Did you have anything to do with getting them?”

“Of course.  The gooks never knew what hit them.”  He had made the proper impression, so he turned to leave.

“Bolten?  Can I talk to you a minute?”

He looked like a caged cat.  “Why?”

“You’ve been here a long time.  You know, the first time I ever saw you was the day you killed that tax collector near Bong Son.”

“I remember.  He was my first gook.  The lieutenant kept the money for the squadron orphanage, right?”

“Right.  I know it’s none of my business, but what I was wondering is, are you ever going home?”

I got a quick answer.  “No!  The Cav’s my home.  I don’t want to leave.”

Photo Globe&Mail.  Quotations Matthew Brennan.  “Headhunters” and “Brennan’s War”

Now stop all this foolishness and get some rest

 

Violets In The Sun

It doesn’t matter where you are.  A statement, it must be admitted, that is open to interpretation. It’s tough when you don’t know what “interpretation” even means.  A Quebecer who can speak French?  Quebecois?  La Langue Francais?  Quebecois?  So let’s leave it.

There’s also no longer any reason for it.  I wish I knew myself.  Sometimes it’s about Jasmine flowers.  Sometimes, very rarely, violets.

Violets in this continuing warm, dry summer.  There’s a controversy brewing in England now about Mr Bernard Hepton and Mr Geoffrey Rush.

They bear a striking resemblance.  And the problem with the site now is it’s been tasked with sorting this out.  Who is who?  And who are we to believe?

 

Bernard Hepton
Geoffrey Rush

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was in Manhattan longer ago than I like to admit.  I love Manhattan.  Freedom reigns and all the old saws about America are working for you.  They’re selling saws in the street and it’s for America and you could still buy a pack of Camels for 90 cents.  You can’t give Camels away these days.

But migrating towards the grasslands and abandoned supermarkets in that stretch that used to be there this side of the village, going down and down into Lower Manhattan with a white cab driver, semi-long hair, cooperative, but you brandish your pistol anyway because you’re back in the States and aren’t sure if he’s okay with this trip, and of course he is, but good on you for checking, and he actually appreciated the gesture, in his New York way, and it’s forward to the village and Washington Square, which, by the way, they’re gonna rename now because the name”George Washington” has become hateful to Americans.

It’s early but if any of our audience can explain why Bernard Hepton, a distinguished British actor, as they used to say, and still do, he was great in “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” and many, many other performances, greatly resembles Geoffrey Rush of “The King’s English” and subsequent triumphs, please come forward now.  Because something is going on.

And now, reasonably recently, Mr Geoffrey Rush is making his way even onto City of Vancouver transit stops via large, full frame posters— “Pirates of The Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales”— an image I was dumbfounded by the first time I saw it, and I nearly passed out stumbling onto the “15 Cambie” bus by the “Liquor Depot” and bank there, heading south to get my freedom.  The whole experience made for dizzy work and I hate that.

I couldn’t believe that was Rush.  I didn’t even know the man was in the pirate franchise. What else didn’t I know?  Gnn…  And at the same time, as I started thinking about it, I couldn’t believe how these gentlemen, Rush and Hepton, Hepton and Rush, together in their separateness, seem rather to blend together.  It’s a mystery.

Geoffrey Rush

 

Bernard Hepton

 

 

 

 

 

 

At some point it’s going to matter.  We’ll make it matter.  Because this is serious. You’ll never get any sort of explanation in England, not really.  In private, yes, maybe at the right clubs, but this strange coincidence, if that’s what it is, but I doubt it, has never really gelled with Britishers because, it could be, Mr. Rush is Australian, and nobody bloody cares about Australia, but of course good luck to him. And Mr. Rush is as English as Dover cream.  There’s nothing else in it.  Have a beautiful day.

Violets image courtesy CSN

 

 

A Marlon James Colloquy

“-Jet taking off and  nobody know where it going?  Boss, you taking ghetto man for idiot again?

-Mister, me say nobody duh know.  Not even the commissioner know.  He don’t even know that the Singer plan to fly out.

-Is a top secret?

-More secret than the colour of the queen panty.”


That’s the funniest line in Marlon James’ nearly 700 page epic “A Brief History of Seven Killings”.  In fact it has the distinction of being the only somewhat humourous line in the book which is populated by a very large cast of violent, murderous, corrupt human beings.  Find out more than you would probably ever want to know about Jamaican gangs.  Marlon James did.  He, in his own estimation, just used his imagination. It’s very good.


“In his Facebook post, James said that being famous hasn’t made him feel any safer in Minnesota.

“I have a big global voice, but a small local one, because I don’t want to be a target, and resent that in 2017, that’s still the only choice I get to have. … I go out of my way to avoid police, because I don’t know how to physically act around them. Do I hold my hands in the air and get shot?  Do I kneel and get shot? Do I reach for my ID and get shot?

“Do I say I’m an English teacher and get shot? Do I tell them everything I am about to do, and get shot? Do I assume that seven of them will still feel threatened by one of me, and get shot? Do I simply stand and be big black guy and get shot? Do I fold my arms and squeeze myself into smaller and get shot? Do I be a smartass and get shot? Do I leave my iPhone on a clip of me on Seth Meyers, so I can play it and say, see, that’s me. I’m one of the approved black guys. And still get shot?”

“… You will never know how it feels to realize that it doesn’t matter how many magazine articles I get, or which state names a day after me. Tomorrow when I get on my bike, I am big black guy, who might be shot before the day ends, because my very size will make a cop feel threatened. Or if I’m a woman, my very mouth. And a jury of white people, and people of colour sold on white supremacy will acquit him. And even me hoping for hipster points on my fixed wheel bike, is countered by them thinking I probably stole the bike.”

Quoted in the Washington Post June 2017 in an article by Susan Hogan


Marlon James is a big man.  He grew up in Jamaica, in Kingston.  I sorta figured that.  I didn’t know his mother was a cop and his father a lawyer and that he’s “gay” until a few days ago.  That’s the word he uses so I’m all right with it.  I just finished the book.

I didn’t have the guts to get in line to have “A Brief History of Seven Killings” signed by the author at the Granville Island Hotel these scant couple of years ago during the “Vancouver Writers Fest”.  “Don’t hurt me, Marlon.  Would you, ah, mind autographing or signing your, um, book?  Like, ah, before I faint?”

So I put my consort up to it.  Nursing my drink I was chatting with John Vaillant who happened by, hunkered down, and we reminisced about “Trivento Private Reserve Malbec” from my great days of wine consulting.  He was going on at the festival a bit later, same as Marlon.  We’d met before and I mentioned I’d reviewed his book “The Jaguar’s Children” for “Postmedia”.

“I never read my reviews,” he said.

“Totally understand,” I said.


And this is what Marlon James wrote on the title page of “A Brief History…” that fine early evening.  “To Cathy!  “If it no go so, it go near it” – Jamaican proverb.”  The date was October 27, 2015.

Marlon James

I wish I was back there in 2015 and had the opportunity again.  I’d know what to do.  “Marlon. Hombre.  Where you get that scar, man?  That is hot.”

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Image crop from “Signature”.