Small Dog From Texas

I knew it might happen.  But I didn’t know it would happen.  Actually, no.  It came as a complete surprise.  Wait, it was a pleasant surprise, but somehow not a complete one.  It was a semi-surprise.  Pleasant semi-surprises aren’t getting enough ink these days so to get one is good.  It’s nice.

We’ve been getting a lot of mail at https://samoyeddogs.wordpress.com about the origin of that title.  It’s Russian.  I organized it when I was in Moscow on the last leg of my Eastern European tour.  It was a food stand right in Red Square, that lovely place.  All that brick and Russians.  Samoyed Dogs.  Some kind of Russian hot dog.  Tasty.

The pronunciation is akin to Samizdat (sam-ee-is-dat).  Something like that.  Samoy-yeh-dogs.  Very Russian.  Very untrue.  You kids remember Samizdat.  Here’s a link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samizdat

The site and the concept have in common that if you can’t get published in official channels unless you want to get shot or receive a free trip to the gulag you start exploring other options.  You pass it around clandestinely.  Love that word.  Of course this here ain’t exactly clandestine and runs none of the pretty severe risks people took in the samizdat era, which, under that little twerp Vladimir Putin, probably still exists.  Did I just say something?

Some big, kind and generous friends of the site have taken to calling it “The dogs”, as in, “Really enjoy the dogs.  Keep them coming.”

“It’s not about the dogs,” I keep saying.  No one listens.  It’s sad.  And then I contradict myself and write about a small dog from Texas.  As my old accounting prof said, “It can get confusing.”  Bless him, he was right.

The Ring Please
The Ring Please

Georgia by name, a rescue hound.  Used to roam among the cacti not too long ago then caught a bomber from the Lone Star State.  How’d she do that?  Still in training mode.  Forced these people to come to a mysterious island, a place they’d never been before, and do it.  Managed to stay out of all the pictures, all that incriminating evidence, as it used to be called and maybe still is.  Doesn’t matter.  Strange things happen on mysterious islands.  Guys’ll get all sentimental and start handing over engagement rings.  The dog just looks up.  I don’t know about climbing up because I wasn’t there.  Bet she did though.

I should probably take another crack at explaining where that samoyeddogs title came from.

 

American Abstract Expressionism

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It’s such a good image.  Straight from the site.  I’ve been inside this thing and I can prove it.  Upon reflection, the building is magnificent.  And no question.  It’s still the best laundromat in Manhattan.  And I’ll vouch for that.

I knew nothing about the subject of the title of this post.  That is until the security guard said to me one day a while back, “I’ve got a book for you.”  And sure enough he did.

The book is called “The Turning Point” and it’s written by April Kingsley.  The publisher is Simon & Schuster, the publication date 1992.  That’s all right.  It’s not that long ago.

The security guard and I have a good relationship.  I’m not sure why that is.  It could be because in his duties he always preferred the .38 over the 9mm.  The reason?  “It’ll never jam.”  And I feel the same way on some level.

The security guard doesn’t pack these days but he’s painted for a long time.  And we share some of the same frustrations, like being born in Saskatchewan.  He found out I’m a writer because I told him, and told him where he could find proof, such as it is.  I’ve yet to see any work by the guard, and it better be good when I do.  I know it will be.

     more to come…  

 

September Whenever

September Something or Other, 2013.  Saturna Island.  Perfect morning.  Make coffee.  End chapter one.  Chapter two, part one.  Change light fixture.  Change broken outdoor plug cover.  Done.  End part one.  Part two.  More coffee.  Watch States sanding deck right outside my windows.  She’s doing great.  Doesn’t need my help.  We’re finishing the re-staining of the deck begun last September.  You have to do things in stages because you’re not here all the time.  Months go by.  Magnificent job, States.  Magnificent job.  She’ll have it done and I won’t have moved a muscle.  Thas grand.

All calm this morning.  Sunlight through the pines and firs.  The trees.  Through all that forest green.  Fell down drunk last night.  Didn’t take much.  Sometimes even one shot of bourbon is enough.  Don’t mention  a shot and a half.  Was up since 4:00 a.m. so feel the whole experience worth it although in my downfall I scratched my right ankle on a broom stump.  You know.  Broom.  That invasive species from Scotland some twit planted in these isles a century ago.  We’re hacking it back.IMAG1030

Beans are ready, States’ time-honoured baked beans.  Need to seriously think about eggs here.  What we do is we dig a hole in the beans in the shallow pan, like a frying pan?  Crack the egg and it goes in the hole and cooks and then you eat the beans and eggs.  Usually, in fact always, it’s two eggs apiece.  Those and of course the beans and a glass of juice or milk and maybe a slice of toast and you can certainly say you’ve had breakfast here today.

The deck.  Stuff is easy enough to slop on but you’re either on your knees or bent over double plus under the burning rays of the sun and this is work.  I’m sweating and groaning but we get it done..  I put a little Willie Dixon on and take a break.  It’s 1:57 in the afternoon.  Not sure what happens now.  Maybe a bit of a look at the distilled spirits course material.  Can’t seem to get over as a novelist, moving on to distilled spirits.  Simply put it’s wait things out until “Frailty” comes together, my next benighted novel, and try to make a little extra dough as a spirits consultant.  Or I could start reading Douglas Coupland, whoever he is, as I’m apparently reviewing his new novel for some newspaper.

     Done.  Jerez Brandy.  Solera system.  Pot still.  Continuous still.  Pomme William.  Calvados.  Fundador, señor.  Can’t find the special n with the little squiggle on top in the “Symbol” file.  This is messed up.  Why isn’t it here?  And what the fright is it called, moreover.  It’s called a “tilde”.  Found it, not in “Advanced” but in the “Symbol Gallery”, as it’s called.  Johnny Tilde.  So.  Versus the Saturna Mouse.  Peromyskis Maniculatus Saturatus.  Not to be confused with Peromyskis Maniculatus Vancouverensis.  Let’s keep it straight, guys.  Let’s stay on stream and find a way. More about the indigenous mouse later, if ever.

     Tonight’s poetry break is brought to you by Sico products and Al Stewart.  “The windows are crying, the sun is shining, and the dazzle.  The wasp cannot figure out the window.  He’s young and old at the same time and his back is bent.  Looks like he hasn’t the strength, mate.  Looks like as it turns out you’re just another bug in the room.  Buzzing around looking, waiting, to kill or be killed.  Look at him/her/it.  Poor little thing.  It’s going high but that isn’t going to be good enough.  Okay okay, a little buzzing.  Expected.  Expected…  Okay wow.  Holy wow.  Just flew out of here!  Yes!  Gained my freedom!  Buzz buzz, I’m gone.  I’ve disappeared!  Yay!”

     Chapter lucky 7.  “Bugs are crawling up my old route.  Could we look at it at six?  It seems we have rather a lot of catching up to do.  Turning ‘I forgot the rest.’  Stuck here on this narrow ledge.  Thanks a lot.  And I really mean that, son.  Thans a lot.  The mayhem went well.  Thanks for not being here, and I mean that.  Appreciate it a lot.  Okay.

September 13, 2013.  Friday morning fog.  10 a.m.  We’ve even got the fire going.  The wood is well seasoned now and burns well.  Fire burning.  Out of nowhere the Juncos came.  Looking for seed but we have it not.  We have coffee, but they’re all coffeed out.  Bouncing around with a Kinglet or two it seems, as if that were possible.  The flight flies off.

Breakfast of bangers and hash browns and old cassettes from the 80s and 90s.  The un-recapturable past.  Or is it unrecapturable?  In the woods you decide.  It’s your program out here.  Things will not always be as they have been.  But the old honeysuckle vines will be everywhere, as they have been.  States:  “Sure is a lot of wood around here.  You wouldn’t want anybody playing with matches.  Dad liked the honeysuckle because his mother used to have it in the garden.”

Noon and it’s still foggy.

4 p.m. and the sun is out.  We drive to the store for a few provisions.  Going down the hill from the store homeward bound we pick up a hitchhiker.  His name is Cameron, he’s a fairly elderly islander, and we give him a ride to his place on Sunset Boulevard.  He has two Siamese cats.  “Nootka” is in the driveway and is a friendly feline.  “Neptune” is about somewhere but doesn’t come hither as States pets Nootka in the driveway a few moments.  Cameron had a slightly gamey odour coming off him from his position in the back seat for the short ride.  Gamey and perhaps an undercurrent of alcohol.  Well, what else is there to do on this pokey island?  But the guy’s got two Schmeezers.  He’s gotta be all right.  It was foggy around Sunset Boulevard too, he said, but it burned off hours earlier.

     Found some fresh-looking pieces of frozen spring salmon swimming in the freezer at the store and opted to grab a couple for tonight’s repast.  All right then.  States is improving the water catchment flow to the barrels on the east side.  Brought some “elbows” and strapping and screws from town.  We use rain water around here for everything but drinking.  When it comes to drinking it’s bottled water, wine, beer, scotch or, a-hem, bourbon.  Okay then.

 September 15.  Don’t know what happened to September 14.  Lost in the fog, seems like.  Foggy fog all around here now at nine o’clock in the morning.  Fog and gossamer and dew drop in.  Lots of fog horns last night.

September 17, 2013.  Don’t know what happened to September 16.  Heard something drop away and when I turned to look—gone.  Rose at ten.  Did dishes, which seems to be the ritual around here.  Do the dinner dishes in the morning because why bother with them after dinner?  Works well.  Plenty of water in the tanks and we heat it in the big and bigger kettle on the stove.  The stove is old and in need of replacement and we hope to do that by the end of this year.  New stove.  New fridge.  Just a general round of new appliances all around.  Would you like a couple for yourself?

     Septic tank.  Need to have another look.  Right after lunch, not before.  Septic tank and the realization that your literary ambits are not being fulfilled.  It seems a cruel parody, Mesdames et Messieurs, of a fruitful something of a career instead of this agonizing non-entity.  Be that as it may, mates, I step outside to pick some lint and hair off my old MEC lightweight fleece top and hear this scrabbling on the east side of the deck around the corner.  I look and see this hairy thing approaching me at a waddle.  It is a semi-elderly marauding black and bit of white Corgi dog.  Yes.  A Corgi or corgi has chosen to visit us and we know not from whence he came.  As far as we can tell he is a male.  He is very friendly.  He waddles around the deck.  Even takes a look inside the house.  Occasionally, however, he gets into fits of barking.

Later. He’s already been here an hour and shows no signs of leaving.  For a while we thought he might be trying to tell us something, but he is not trying to lead us anywhere as in the old Lassie/Rin Tin Tin/Littlest Hobo.  He’s content to just lie around.  He spends a long time lying out by the car having a little siesta, but now we’re taking off so it is presumed, once we’ve gone away, that he will return to his own environs.  Mystery corgi.  We’re callin him “Corgi”.

He comes down the path again and has some of the water we put out in a bowl for him.  He’s barking again.  Maybe he’s trying to communicate to his handlers, who can’t be all that far away, that there’s people here, and usually when he stops by there’s no one here, so it’s a change for him and not only for him, but for us as well.  We can hear a drill or something coming from not too far away, to the East, I think, and perhaps it’s the driller’s Corgi.  There’s just no way of being sure right now.  We’ll try not to run him over as we leave down the driveway, if he follows us to the car.  He moves pretty slowly and seems a bit arthritic.

We left Corgi in the driveway and drove to the store.  He was obviously used to going for car rides because he very definitely wanted to come with us.  He was eager.  I stayed with him as States drove to the road.  We didn’t want any squashed, arthritic Corgis besplattering our leafy parking area and driveway.  I got in the car at the road and Corgi was making his way towards us.  We drove off and could see him in the rearview mirror standing in the middle of the road watching us disappear.

     At the store we talked to a couple of people and Corgi’s name appears to be “Reggie” and he’s owned by the Janzens.  If Harvey Janzen was in the area doing a job he may have had Reggie with him and Reggie matches the description of the kind of lost seeming Corgi we felt kind of sad about driving off on.  The store lady gave States the Janzen’s number and States talked to Pam Janzen on the store phone. Pam Janzen said she could come and get Reggie if need be.  We got back here and no Reggie so we hope he’s been returned to his sanctuary.  Come on in, Reggie.  It’s supper time.

Reggie update.  September 19, 2013.  Reggie the corgi indeed made it home.  We’ve sent a picture to the Janzens. Pam Janzen said seeing old Reggie always makes her smile.Reggie